To: Shahrukh Khan
CC: women of the world
BCC: Her Grand Mistress Wepa Woman
Re: This is your first warning

Shahrukh-ji,

As you are well aware, we at Wepa Woman Inc. do adore your contagious charisma, your slapstick humor, and your most impressive dimples. Do recall that we forgave you for your mid 1990s Bollywood mullet that you sported in such ( Read more... )

Just a sec as I recover from my screaming tween paroxysm of the week...

omgomgomgsqueeeeeee!!!!!!111

*Wepa adjusts her hair and clears her throat*

Internetlandia is buzzing about the new Shahrukh Khan film slated to be released on Nov. 9th. It's called Om Shanti Om.  Let me tell you, I'm all over it when it goes to the theaters which means
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Motherf*&%ing dissertation is eating my soul. Instant relief provided by


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Don't ask, but I found my way to celebmatch.com again. Last time La Wep took the test, she was matched with, get this, Prince William. Pfft.

It seems that the people at celebmatch got their act together since then. This time around, I'm 99% compatible with WIll Kemp. Now you might be asking yourself, "Who exactly is this 'Will Kemp' you speak of?" ( Read more... )

It appears that my diss chair wants a chapter from me on Tuesday.  In times like these, there's only one man on earth who can make me smile. The one and only, Shahrukh Khan.


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Grandmaster Flash & the Furious Five will be the first rap group to be inducted into The Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame on March 12 at the Waldorf Astoria in NYC. Discuss.


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Let me tell you a little secret.

I actually watched this film for Abhishek Bachchan. Or as I like to call him, His Royal Hotness Abhishek....HRHA for short. Why the royalty factor? He is the son of Bollywood megastars Amitabh Bachchan and Jaya Bhaduri. Oh, did I mention that he's hawt? I don't care that he's marrying the most beautiful woman in ( Read more... )

Today, poor Wepa will not get her weekly installment of Teh Pretty given that Prison Break isn't coming back until next Monday night.

HOWEVAH

I bring you the funniest damn thing I've seen in a very long time. Even if you don't harbor any Teh Pretty obsessions fascinations, you need to see this. From a short-lived TV show called "Popular."

Part 1: "I ( Read more... )

I'm so angry by what I just read in the Washington Post, that I think I've lost the power of language. This is an op-ed piece by the evil George F. Will on voting rights with specific vitriol slung at "territories" and "commonwealths" of the U.S. He finds that giving House seats / voting rights to reps from places like Guam, the U.S. Virgin Islands ( Read more... )

http://www.primatechpaper.com/index.shtml. This isn't nowhere near the difficulty level of the Lost game, so 2 minutes later, I found this next page: http://www.primatechpaper.com/career_form.shtml. As I'm not going to enter any of my personal data, I decided to wander through the source code instead. Here are La Geek's findings:

* Yes, ( Read more... )